Dispatches from (deep beneath)
Downtown California
January 21, 2012 | |
Hand Jive No More |
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Ioannis Alexandres Veliotes,
better known as Johnny Otis,
died a couple of days back at the age of 90. Otis was born in Vallejo,
CA, to parents of Greek extraction,and is known throughout music circles
as the "Godfather of R&B". |
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January 19, 2012 | |
Can A Lepidoptera
Change Its Spots? |
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Ok, that was pretty
bad....... a couple of days ago we did find out that lepidoptera
(highfaloutin' langwidge for scaly-winged critters like butterflies and
moths) might be able to change their spots, but only the spots that they
like to hang out in. Monarch butterflies (Danaus plexippus) are
particularly famous for changing such spots. Fortunately for the likes of us, one of those spots is our nearest East Bay Regional Park, Pt. Pinole. An amazing aspect of the monarchs' changing locations is that it is part of a migration that would seem impossible: they actually migrate up to 2,500 miles every year, leaving their summer territory in the colder climes of North America for more clement conditions in Mexico or Southern California. It was not only a beautiful (if quite cold) day to be out & about in the park, but there were a lot of people seeking a glimpse of these congregating critters on their favorite flavor of eucalyptus trees, the only suitable stopping places along their long and arduous journey. The EBRPD folks were kind enough to place signs along the trail to help guide the curious toward the clustering insecta, but it seemed, however, that the butterflies didn't bother to (or couldn't *) read the signs. While they weren't actually that difficult to find (if you just get into the general vicinity and look upwards for a moment, you can't miss the fluttering beauties), the clusters of monarchs could fool the eye. What appeared at first glance to be clumps of mistletoe (which, it seems, doesn't actually like eucalyptus) turned out to be clumps of thousands of orange and black butterflies, huddled together for warmth.** When viewed with the sun at your back, these clusters glowed a vibrant orange, and seemed to shimmer when wings were flapped. In all, we look forward to each year's arrival, and the reminder of such a mind-boggling feat by such delicate-seeming *** beings. |
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* see, folks, this sort of tragedy is what can happen when funds for public schools are so severely cut.... ** that's their story, and we'll go along with it; this is, after all, a family blog..... *** of course, they can't be all that delicate if they can make a trip like that witout so much as a bag of peanuts beng offered; personally, I need those peanuts to survive the trip.... |
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January 14, 2012 | |
Bryson Scores Again! |
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Once more, our Thunderbolt
Kid author has managed to create a document that is at once entertaining,
informative and, if you aren't in a mood to go too deeply, thought-provoking. While not quite as cosmically-ranging as his A Short History of Nearly Everything (but who is...?), Bill Bryson's latest effort does range all over the place, but never jarringly inappropriately. If you enjoyed the ADD-styling of James Burke's Connections series (and I certainly - whoa, squirrel! ) you will appreciate Bryson's digressions and diversions. The story begins, well, at Bryson's home (as the title suggests), and never actually leaves it, save to provide oodles of context as to how and why his home (and much of ours) got to be the way it is (and, no, it's certainly not some recently-built McMansion, not by any stretch of any imagination.) Love, death, sex, pests, religion, politics and so many of those endearing eccentricities that Britain is famous for - and much more - wander in and out of the narrative. But don't worry - America gets its share of attention, too. In my usual fashion (to stave off tedium-induced madness) I listened to this gem as an audio book while making literaly thousands of eyeballs; in short and entertaining-as-all-get-out treat. |
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January 10, 2012 | |
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Farewell to Uncle Brother |
You might have seen him, standing
at some roadside spot (or near downtown San Francisco's Powell Street
cable car turntable), waving to people and offering a heartfelt "Praise
The Lord!" wearing his sandwich board signs. "Jesus Saves"
and "God Is Love" were the signs' usual messages. |
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* Herschel lived to a fairly ripe old age, too. His sister (my grandmother Capitola ('Cap')) claimed that the only reason was that he was "too mean to die." When Hersch finally did pass away, she claimed the cause of death was 'meanness'....... ** On another side of the family, a cousin was universally referred to as simply 'Cousin,' until the day that he was ordained into the priesthood. From that day forth, he was known as "Cousin Father." |
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December 31, 2011 | |
Do you make New Year's
resolutions? |
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If you're an artist or creative
sort of any kind, I (the Deborah) will be that you make a resolution
every year to make more time for the things you like to make - whether
it's jewelry, photography, painting, knitting or any other activity
that feeds your soul. Layer the potatoes in the baking dish,
and this is important: Season each layer. If you're watching your salt
intake, measure out the total you will use so that you can put a bit
on each layer (or use one of the salt substitutes, like Mrs.
Dash). Dot with each layer with butter. And, uh, no, Uncle Floyd, they're not "hog rotten potatoes." Happy New Year! |
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December 19, 2011 | |
Another Happy Birthday! |
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Today marks the 93rd anniversary of the birth of Henry Roeland "Professor Longhair" Byrd, born in Bogalusa, LA . We love him for a lot of his hits, but particularly In The Night (it's where we work our magic).... |
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December 14, 2011 | |
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What a day to be
born, huh? |
Throughout the various years, December 14th has brought us: Jimmy Doolittle (Alameda, Ca) 1896 - USAF General (and a bit more) Morey Amsterdam (Chicago, IL) 1908 - Comedian, vaudvillean and writer "Buddy Sorrel" on the Dick Van Dyke show Spike Jones (Long Beach, CA) 1911 (Wow, a centennial!) - Unforgettable bandleader, probably most famous for his WWII record "Der Fuhrer's Face" June Taylor (Chicago, IL) 1917 - Dancer & choreographer, most widely known for her troupe's appearance on Jackie Gleason's various television efforts Patty Duke (Astin) (Queens, NY) 1946 - actress (with her own show, even) Ginger Lynn Allen (Rockford, IL) 1962 - a different sort of actress
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December 2, 2011 | |
Yep, It's a topsy-turvy world, all right..... | |
Alan Sues, who folks of a
certain age just might remember as one of the zanier stars of Laugh
In, died yesterday. He was 85. He brought the world the word
"Featurette (dingalingaling)"
among other things. |
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November 30, 2011 | |
A Thanksgiving in San Diego..... | |
...while most of the rest of the country was battling chillblains. We were visiting the most recent addition to the family - a grandson. A whopping 10 pounder when making his entry (ok, exit?), he seems to have everything necessary, and has now provided a heretofore unknown level of relief to his doting mother. (And a heretofore inconcevable output of fouled diapers to his loving father.) This kid will be going places (and will likely leave an easy to follow trail of devastation - like father, like son.....) We took advantage of the oh-so-clement weather to spend a pleasant sunday afternoon in Balboa Park, and it's a good thing that Joey Boy came along; it appeared that nobody could get into the park that day without at least a stroller and thrity pounds of newborn-sized Pampers. Balboa Park, originally built for the 1915 Panama - California Exposition has some better-than-merely-wonderful things about it: fascinating architecture, incredbile landscaping, a terrific plant conservatory, many museums, a world-class zoo (my favorite is still the walk-through aviaries) and one of the world's largest outdoor pipe organs, which can be heard almost anywhere in the park during a recital *. Oh, yeah: and a first class model railroad museum **. A wonderful lunch at the Hospitality House (now containing the restaurant Prado) was not only a culinary delight, but a wonderful chance for all in attendance to ooh and ahh over each other's young'uns, and take turns seeing whose was the youngest. (Joey won, wee little hands down.) Spanish Village, an artists' colony of sorts, is well worth a stroll through, even if it's not gifting season. (and just behind it runs the zoo's train, which always, always, leaves me misty-eyed. I can't wait to take the Joey Bug for a ride on it.) The main promenade connecting the park's
many park-like features (no, wait - they are actual park features, as
park features should be!) is strewn with outdoor performers, animal
rescue organizations and their charges and all sorts of things that
you might find on a balmy sunday afternoon. Traveler's Hint: if you are traveling Interstate 5 (known to folk south of about Oakland as 'The I5") and intend to stop for a good meal at Harris Ranch, try to do it when the temperature is quite low. Your nose will thank you. (remember, all that good beef comes from a feed lot somewhere............) |
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* which has, for years, allowed the City an excuse to hire an actual "Civic Organist". Thank you, Adolph Spreckles, for donating this fine instrument! ** don't miss their fantastic hand-built HO scale Goat Canyon wooden trestle! |
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November 17, 2011 | |
A Night in a Tent (and what a night!) |
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Through the courtesy, generosity
and kindness of friends *, last night we found ourselves in a 100-year
old Belgian 'Spiegeltent' on the San Francisco waterfront, submerged
in a mad scene of music, hilarity and outstanding food at the Teatro
Zinzanni. Just being in the superbly appointed tent
was worth the trip - colorful drapery, stained glass and brass poles
give one the impression that you have stepped inside a vast carousel,
and the hundreds of beveled mirrors mean that you don't miss a thing
from the show. Of course, you couldn't miss the show, as a great deal
of it comes right to your table. (In fact, some of the show actually
happened under our table!) Not a bad seat in the house. The main show, however, happens largely
in the center, involving several rising stages and dangling aerialist
contraptions. Singing, tap dancing and brilliant hula hoop work (yes!)
are woven into the fabric of the show, along with theremin, operatic
oration and ballsy blues singing. Described by one critic as the "Kit Kat Club" on acid, it is decidedly an all-encompassing experience. After leaving the tent, strolling homeward
down the Embarcadero and watching the moon rise of the Bay Bridge, we
encountered a fellow diner who had been crowned "The Herring King"
as part of the show. He was still aglow with the honor. The Show Goes
On........ |
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* there may have been an element of revenge in this, however, as I had surprised said friend some years back with a visit to "the Jim Rose Sideshow". He still hasn't quite recovered.... | |
November 9, 2011 | |
Gravity Report
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Today's gravity levels are expected to remain in the normal range (seasonally adjusted), with scattered levity expected by later tonite. Sporadic outbursts of hilarity are possible near the coast, clearing by morning. In Other News the annual Bay Area Bead Extravaganza * (aka "BABE") is coming up this weekend at the Oakland (CA) Marriot. We will be there - oh, you can bet on that - with a larger-than-usual selection of glass eyes, and a special new crop of vessels, both plain (for your customization) and extravagantly (what else?) copper electroplated. Find us at Table 1004 (near the Demo area.) We hope to see you there! and you can click here for a discount coupon ! |
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* and just where the heck do thay get all that extra vaganza, huh? We have enough trouble just getting our usual ration of the stuff..... | |
November 3, 2011 | |
Had occasion to drop in on the Grace Hudson Museum.... | |
...over the weekend. It's
in the northern California city of Ukiah* , in
the heart of some beautiful wine country and on the way into the redwood
country. The Hudson Museum currently has a show titled "Bear
In Mind: The Story of the California Grizzly," about these
fearsome bears, the symbolism of grizzlies in the history of California
and some interesting grizzly artifacts. The museum's permanent exhibits,
about the Hudson family itself, Grace's amazing paintings of local Pomo
natives and Pomo artifacts (particularly the unsurpassed basketry) make
it all the more absorbing. Serendipity also reared its welcome head when we were seated at a table at Schat's Bakery's courthouse location, just a few blocks away, enjoying lunch and marveling at their yeasty craft. Our table was located in front of a now-unused brick fireplace, which sported a framed newspaper article from the Santa Rosa Press-Democrat. Said article was about that very fireplace, and its historic significance: it seems that Laura Scudder *** herself used that very fireplace to create her prototype potato chips. Schat's location across the street from the courthouse seemed particularly appropriate, as Scudder was the first female attorney to practice in Ukiah. (Of course, she became even more famous as the first person to package potato chips in wax paper bags, instead of the barrels or tins typically used.) Ya just never know when history is going to jump up off of your plate and into your face! As we passed through town again on monday, we were gobsmacked by the downtown Halloween mob of trick-or-treaters swarming about. Every conceivable costume was in evidence, altho the local police claimed that theirs were actually "uniforms." (I guess that enables them to wear them all year without suspicion.) In all, it was a grand and surreal time. We just hope that every monday in Ukiah is like that.
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* yeah, I know, I wanted to pronounce it "YOU-kee-uh", too, but the locals claim it's pronounced "you-KI-uh" ** Pasadena's Gamble House is also a mind-boggling example of this style *** I had always thought that Laura Scudder was as fictional as Betty Crocker, Aunt Jemima or that guy on the Cream of Wheat box (who really does have a name: "Rastus") |
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October 20, 2011 | |
Time to get some random stuff mentioned..... | |
During a trip to San Diego a few weeks back, we met, er, encountered, or were encountered by, an interesting fellow at Horton Plaza mall who calls himself "The Devastating Love Poet." A freelance fountain of verse, he was most personable and charming, improvising (it seemed) some words of encouragement on the spot for our entire party, who most certainly could've used it right then and there. Definitely good for all of the change that I had on me, which not only pleased him, but enabled me to walk without a starboard list, sans all that ballast. Best wishes, good fellow, well met! Just had a wonderful time at this past weekend's Park Day School Mini Maker Faire. Yep, that's me, obviously enjoying another round of constructive pyromania. The weather was cooperative, the atmosphere downright copacetic. And the kids! I have yet to work an event that had so many young kids in attendance, and they were great! Bundles of curiosity zipping about on little legs, asking all the right questions and actually listening to the answers! Let's do that again! While we do maintain a shop on Etsy, someone tipped me off to a pretty funny flip side of it: "Regretsy," which features some of the odd and dark sides of this otherwise interesting site. The publisher's snarky remarks really tie it together. |
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October 14, 2011 | |
After years of being
obsessed... |
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with creating freeform jewelry combining seed beads, pearls and stones
with our Nightside lampworked beads, I (the Deborah) have taken off down
another creative path. Possibly craving order and a little bit of predictability,
I thought I would try my hand at making beaded collars. The Egyptians
were famous for their broad collars
- some were made as more permanent versions of the flowered collars worn
by banquet guests. And the Victorians loved beaded
chokers and wide necklaces that sometimes grew into small capes. Throw
one of these over the plainest dress or shirt and voila: instant party
outfit! Stitching a collar, I found, gives me the same creativity in choosing bead shapes, colors and sizes that freeform does, but with the creative decisions coming at longer intervals, if you will. Here's what I mean. Say I picked up several silvery triangle beads and started a freeform design with them. The decisions start in right there. What stitch to use? How big a piece to create with that stitch before switching to another kind of bead, or another stitch - or both? I usually would not know, when I started, whether I was going to end up creating a necklace or a bracelet. Each presents its own set of design and engineering decisions so that it looks good and is fun and at least somewhat practical to wear. I'm sure some artists sketch out all their ideas before beginning, but I'll bet those of us who like the freeform style just grab some beads, a needle and thread and take off. The journey is full of twists and turns and you're never sure of your destination until you near the end. And that's all fun. But with the limited time I have to create -- after work (if not too beat) and during the weekends (if they're not already claimed by other responsibilities of life) -- I often would find that my creative engine was tired. I might have the time to stitch, but I'd find myself using this or that stitch technique or material because it was easy, not because it was the best design decision. The only thing to do when that happens is stop and go watch The Daily Show or something. The fun thing about collars is that you can start in a similar way, but since you know where you're going, it's less stressful. With the one I just completed I started with a ladder of silver-gold triangle beads long enough to go around a neck. Not until then did I need to put on my designer's thinking cap. I knew there would be netting, because a good collar needs that airy section below the solid-looking ladders. So I went with gold Czech bead picots on one side of the ladder, and black-and-gold seed bead netting on the bottom. More stitching without having to decide stuff, and I was creating a piece that already was fun to hold and look at. And so on - still creating my own design, but within the limits defined by the idea of a collar. So I knew where I was headed from the beginning - though I still got to choose the route. By the time I added the netting, I had a piece that looked great already and felt wonderfully slinky in the hand. But I wanted to add the Ralph's gumdrop-shaped eyeball beads - bezeled with seedbead and and embellished with picots. That was a bigger design decision: make five? seven? nine? Add daggers between them? After a few experiments, I went with netting between the eyeball-bead pendants. Although I'd picture a flat sort of collar, the netting created increases that tended to ruffle. I wasn't sure I liked this until several inches of the netting was completed. Then I went for it. The last decision: What kind of clasp? Going with the idea of a magnetic clasp - Carol Huber Cypher's Mastering Beadwork suggests them for collars - I soon found that the clasp I'd picked wasn't big enough to keep the necklace on reliably. Off came the magnets, on went a hook-and-chain arrangement that not only is more secure but also gives a bit of adjustability. The verdict on the finished piece? No major complaints. However, far from getting collars out of my system with this project, I've found there are several more hiding under that designer thinking cap, wanting out. Can't wait to get started! |
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Happy Columbus Day! | |
...Or Whatever Day You Want To Call It! | |
Here around the grotteaux, we subscribe to the notion that, according to several sources, Columbus had learned the latest celestial navigation techniques during his stay in Portugal (no doubt whilst attempting to hustle the Portuguese crown into funding his now-famous Spanish-funded expedition.) Of course, he was a wee bit off in his stated goal, but, heck, here we are today! "Christopher Columbus!" was also a favorite, socially-acceptable, expletive of The Deborah's uncle Doug, in the W.C. Fields "GODfrey DANiels!" vein. In honor of all this (and the fact that we forgot to go grocery shopping), we present a traditional Portuguese recipe that we just had for dinner. Ingredients Frozen peas, at least a bag of 'em * Make a layer of the peas in a skillet, preferably
enough to cover the bottom. Cover and heat over low heat as they thaw.
Don't forget about them..... You can tart this up with all sorts of stuff like cilantro, chicken broth or halvah, for that matter, but we like it straight, unfiltered. This goes really well with rustic, sourdough toast, red wine ('vinho tinto') and passionate kisses of gratitude. |
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* these are also quite valuable when a quick, form-fitting ice pack is needed; you can literally 'veg out' when recuperating | |